How do I drink this?
The Insta account @howidrinkthis by Jess Arnott and Lewis Canavan was unfortunately deleted recently. On it, the two Australians posted impossible-to-drink cocktails from amateur mixologists and InstaTenders - usually with very direct commentary. Under the hashtag #HowIDrinkThis, however, you can still find gems - like this post by @agave_dro
Baby Yoda Cocktail
The Force is strong with this one. The Baby Yoda cocktail from the Northern Ireland pizzeria/bar "The Vault" consists of vodka, kiwi, lime juice, sugar syrup and bitters. The Master Jedi's eyes and ears are made of olives and lime.
Our Baby Yoda cocktail has gone viral... Even Jennifer Aniston has shared it which is amazing! Thanks for all the love everyone 😂🙌🏻
Posted by The Vault at Wednesday, 4 November 2020
Yesterday's Limes
Often very direct and uncensored, the anonymous Twitter account @yesterdayslimes reports on the everyday work of an American bartender (or bartender?).
The Government: Yeah, sorry that you can't work. But can't you live off of your savings for awhile? You've got some savings, right?
- Yesterday's Limes (@yesterdayslimes) January 1, 2021
Me: Ummm... pic.twitter.com/zH8kNeYYl8
Bernie as Nighthawk
In January, the internet was abuzz with memes of US Senator Bernie Sanders. Our favourite: Bernie as Nighthawk in an oil painting by American painter Edward Hopper.
Bernie as a Nighthawk is our personal favourite...esp on this day, Nighthawks 79th Birthday! ❤️ #berniesmittens #nighthawk #edwardhopper pic.twitter.com/LFpG246Lx1
- hopperhouse (@hopperhouse) January 21, 2021
ASMR BartenderVideos
The neck-hair-raising ASMR videos also exist from the world of cocktails. Difficult to look away, even if you don't really want to see it...
Example 1:
Example 2: